Funny Or Die

Mugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread ParodyMugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread Parody
Finally the life story of the great fashion designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) comes to the big screen in Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film Mugatu's Thread. A mashup of Phantom Thread and Mugatu...
- 18 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Randy Wants To Try MarijuanaRandy Wants To Try Marijuana
Randy Liedtke (Last Comic Standing) has never smoked weed, so it was important for him to have the most authentic experience imaginable. Join Randy on his quest as he prepares himself to get...
- 17 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Funny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen ShowFunny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen Show
Thank God for football, but also, thank God for this guy...the most important person in football...this is the real twelfth man.
- 31 Jan 18, 5:54pm -
How To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboiHow To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboi
Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors? Subscribe now: CAST CLERK: Tyler Alvarez GUY: Michael Vlamis...
- 14 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
Will Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian HouseWill Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian House
Make A Donation And Be Will's Perfect Match Here: Will Ferrell wants you to be his perfect match so much he just broke into the Kardashians house...
- 8 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice LeagueDC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference. Subscribe now: Get more Funny Or Die...
- 22 Nov 17, 3:00pm -

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary CensorshipThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Mike Pence, Wheel of Fortune, Steve Harvey and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship...
- 18 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Kyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star GameKyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star Game
Kyrie talks about his 5th NBA All-Star game, being chosen to be on LeBron's team, playing for the Boston Celtics, his new movie Uncle Drew, his tattoo of the 'Friends' logo and his beliefs...
- 16 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, FloridaJimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, Florida
We are all reeling after yet another senseless shooting that took place at a high school in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives and more than a dozen are hospitalized. Donald...
- 16 Feb 18, 3:24am -
Charles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & MarijuanaCharles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & Marijuana
Charles talks about reading Mean Tweets, the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl, reveals what happened when he found out he was being traded to the Lakers, that time he played basketball...
- 15 Feb 18, 10:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The BachelorJimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The Bachelor
Bekah M. was eliminated by Arie in tonight's bittersweet episode of 'The Bachelor.' Bekah was recently reported missing by her mom and then the sheriff's office in Humboldt County said she...
- 13 Feb 18, 5:18am -
Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is WrongJimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is Wrong
A controversial decision came from a court in Kern County, California that ruled in favor of a bakery that refused to make a cake for a same sex wedding because the owner said it would violate...
- 9 Feb 18, 12:00pm -


  • Jack Kerouac’s On the Peloton
    I first met Dean not long after my wife and I split up. By met, I mean I hacked into my ex’s Peloton account to get a look at this Dean, the chisel-chested, side-burned Peloton instructor who enchanted her into purchasing a middle-class exercise co…
    - 14 hours ago, 21 Jun 21, 6:00pm -
  • Sea Shanties of Menopausal Sailors
    What shall we do with this wretched mustache Growing on my lip like an errant eyelash? Is it not enough that I’m having a hot flash Early in the morning? Way-hay, my temperature rises Way-hay, my temperature rises Way-hay, my temperature rises Earl…
    - 17 hours ago, 21 Jun 21, 3:00pm -
  • Amazon Prime Day Has Become Too Commercialized
    Amazon Prime Day used to mean something. When I was young, my family would joyfully celebrate the legacy of a mega-corporation that runs hundreds of Mom and Pop stores out of business every year. Now, though, it’s just become so commercialized. The…
    - 20 hours ago, 21 Jun 21, 12:00pm -
  • The Encyclopedia Entry for the Midwestern Dad
    Scientific Name: Patria Adultus Middle Americanus Common Names: Dad, Pop, Old Man Native to: North Central United States, with heavy concentrations found in garages, basements, and the lumber sections of Menards. Subspecies identifiers: Proudly flaun…
    - 4 days ago, 18 Jun 21, 5:00pm -
  • Happy Father’s Day: Pearls of Wisdom from My Gay Dads
    On getting bullied when I was five: “We do not fight with our hands; we fight with our words. Let me help you brainstorm. What does your bully hate about herself?” On wanting a Tweety Bird shirt when I was ten: “Oh, sweetheart. Yellow is not yo…
    - 4 days ago, 18 Jun 21, 3:00pm -
  • Short Conversations With Poets: Forrest Gander
    One of the things most alive in contemporary poetry is a sense that even as the ecological ship goes down, we might record the catastrophe, might leave a record of it, and of our witnessing ourselves witnessing what we’ve done to ourselves. We may…
    - 4 days ago, 18 Jun 21, 1:00pm -
  • Cordelia from King Lear’s Father’s Day Twitter Thread

    - 4 days ago, 18 Jun 21, 12:00pm -
  • What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
    Barenaked Ladies: You like craft beer. Sleater-Kinney: You like craft beer and claim you were into it “before it became such a thing.” Soundgarden: You wear an apron that says SUN’S OUT, BUNS OUT when you barbecue. Red Hot Chili Peppers: You pr…
    - 5 days ago, 17 Jun 21, 6:00pm -
  • Son, I Just Called to Tell You How Much I Love Field of Dreams
    Hi, son. Yeah, I know it’s late. What time is it there? No, everything is okay. Nothing’s wrong. Your mom went to bed a while ago, and I just wanted you to know how much I love Field of Dreams. Did I wake you? Sorry, son. I know we don’t talk t…
    - 5 days ago, 17 Jun 21, 3:00pm -
  • Why I’m Selling My Catalog of Dad Jokes
    I still remember the first time I told my then six-year-old son Lev that a clam makes calls with its “shell phone.” The laugh of recognition when he first got the joke was a moment I won’t ever forget. When I told it a second time in front of h…
    - 5 days ago, 17 Jun 21, 12:00pm -

The Onion


  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:58am -
  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:57am -
  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -