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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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McSweeney's

  • This is a Generic LinkedIn Rant
    Let’s be clear. This is a LinkedIn rant. I have a point of view. It’s a common point of view, but I will present this view in its most controversial light possible as to make it seem like I’m saying something bold and significant. Nevertheless,…
    - 1 day ago, 16 Feb 18, 6:00pm -
  • NRA-Approved AP English Exam
    1. Read and respond to this passage from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby: With little ripples that were hardly the shadows of waves, the laden mattress moved irregularly down the pool. A small gust of wind that scarcely corrugated the surfa…
    - 1 day ago, 16 Feb 18, 4:00pm -
  • How to Win at Adjuncting in Ten Simple and Only Mildly Humiliating Steps
    1. Steal an office. Any office. When people ask why you are there, tell them it has always been your office. Treat yourself to a Very Impressive Job Title. Post it prominently on your new office door. 2. Attend faculty meetings and events when you’…
    - 1 day ago, 16 Feb 18, 1:00pm -
  • At the P.R. Firm for Men
    ADAM: Appreciate all the hard work, guys, but I’ve got some bad news. Our initiatives at rebranding men have backfired. Even hiring Matt Damon didn’t work. We need fresh ideas now. Nick and Brad, what do you got? NICK: Still massaging some stuff.…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Feb 18, 6:00pm -
  • List: I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
    A pillow that serves as a cushion for my baby? Is it just a normal pillow but with a cute name like “The Squishy Wishy” and priced three times higher? Perfect. I’ll take two. A truly organic rattle and teething toy that’s really just a stick…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Feb 18, 4:00pm -
  • I’m Not Like Other Girls, Because I’m Trapped at the Bottom of a Well
    When I was little, all I wanted was to be like everyone else. In elementary school, the girls I knew would show off their new dolls or play “wedding” while I watched from afar, envious. In high school, I drifted in the background, worried that I…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Feb 18, 1:00pm -
  • Key Ring Chronicles: The Broken Key
    - - -I keep this broken key on my key ring for one reason: I’m an idiot. It was about 16 years ago. I was home from college for the summer. I went out early one morning to get something, and when I came home, the key got sort of caught in the fron…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Feb 18, 12:59pm -
  • Eight Additional Love Languages
    Ranting Freely No matter why your partner wishes to hold forth for many long minutes in a not-entirely-coherent manner, the practice of this love language means you’ll allow them to do so. It could be about the President, or one of the President’…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Feb 18, 7:00pm -
  • List: Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
    1. YOU ROCK 2. ME PAPER 3. NICE GIRL 4. TEEN QUEEN 5. PANTS OFF DANCE-OFF 6. WILL YOU MARRY ME 7. WILL YOU TALK TO ME 8. CUP CAKE [with a space] 9. PROM QUEEN 10. NERD FANTASY 11. U-R MY DESTINY 12. U-R MY CHILD 13. U-R DESTINY’S CHILD 14. HUG ME 1…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Feb 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: Updated Romantic Comedy Meet-Cutes for 2018
    Veronica runs her freelance writing business out of the corner table of the Starbucks closest to her house, since her roommates won’t tell her the wifi password. Dylan, who’s been temping for the last four years, spills a Rick and Morty-branded f…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Feb 18, 3:01pm -

The Onion

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  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
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  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
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  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -