Funny Or Die

Mugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread ParodyMugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread Parody
Finally the life story of the great fashion designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) comes to the big screen in Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film Mugatu's Thread. A mashup of Phantom Thread and Mugatu...
- 18 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Randy Wants To Try MarijuanaRandy Wants To Try Marijuana
Randy Liedtke (Last Comic Standing) has never smoked weed, so it was important for him to have the most authentic experience imaginable. Join Randy on his quest as he prepares himself to get...
- 17 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Funny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen ShowFunny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen Show
Thank God for football, but also, thank God for this guy...the most important person in football...this is the real twelfth man.
- 31 Jan 18, 5:54pm -
How To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboiHow To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboi
Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors? Subscribe now: CAST CLERK: Tyler Alvarez GUY: Michael Vlamis...
- 14 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
Will Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian HouseWill Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian House
Make A Donation And Be Will's Perfect Match Here: Will Ferrell wants you to be his perfect match so much he just broke into the Kardashians house...
- 8 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice LeagueDC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference. Subscribe now: Get more Funny Or Die...
- 22 Nov 17, 3:00pm -

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary CensorshipThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Mike Pence, Wheel of Fortune, Steve Harvey and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship...
- 18 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Kyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star GameKyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star Game
Kyrie talks about his 5th NBA All-Star game, being chosen to be on LeBron's team, playing for the Boston Celtics, his new movie Uncle Drew, his tattoo of the 'Friends' logo and his beliefs...
- 16 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, FloridaJimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, Florida
We are all reeling after yet another senseless shooting that took place at a high school in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives and more than a dozen are hospitalized. Donald...
- 16 Feb 18, 3:24am -
Charles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & MarijuanaCharles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & Marijuana
Charles talks about reading Mean Tweets, the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl, reveals what happened when he found out he was being traded to the Lakers, that time he played basketball...
- 15 Feb 18, 10:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The BachelorJimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The Bachelor
Bekah M. was eliminated by Arie in tonight's bittersweet episode of 'The Bachelor.' Bekah was recently reported missing by her mom and then the sheriff's office in Humboldt County said she...
- 13 Feb 18, 5:18am -
Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is WrongJimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is Wrong
A controversial decision came from a court in Kern County, California that ruled in favor of a bakery that refused to make a cake for a same sex wedding because the owner said it would violate...
- 9 Feb 18, 12:00pm -


  • Teachers’ End of the 2019-2020 School Year Checklist
    Made a “The hardest job you’ll ever stream” joke to yourself during an online faculty meeting and then had to claim WiFi issues because you couldn’t stop giggling. Nodded politely while listening to two diametrically opposed opinions on the…
    - 4 days ago, 22 May 20, 6:00pm -
  • Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
    I Picked Him. He Picked Peppers It started out spicy. But one partner’s passion for pickled peppers quickly soured the relationship. - - -Old MacDonald Had a Farm, But I Was Scared of Chickens And on his farm, she had a panic attack. E-i-e-i-ahhh!…
    - 4 days ago, 22 May 20, 3:00pm -
  • I Never Wanted to Do This
    Pharmacist Northern New Jersey - - -This essay is part of our series, Flattened By the Curve, which features the voices of doctors, nurses, healthcare workers, and others on the front lines against COVID-19. For information on how to submit, click he…
    - 4 days ago, 22 May 20, 1:00pm -
  • I Love My Work
    I love my work. I love how it wakes me in the morning and tucks me in at night. I love my work family, especially since I can’t see my actual family. I love expanding my vocabulary with words like “furloughed.” I love how I’m challenged to re…
    - 4 days ago, 22 May 20, 12:00pm -
  • A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
    Dear Students, Faculty, and Staff — After careful deliberation, we are pleased to report we can finally announce that we plan to re-open campus this fall. But with limitations. Unless we do not. Depending on guidance, which we have not yet received…
    - 5 days ago, 21 May 20, 6:00pm -
  • Alfred Hitchcock Presents: “Leaving Your Home After Self-Isolating for Two Months”
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  • The Internet’s Top 10 Medical School Parody Videos
    Emily Silverman Division of Hospital Medicine Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital Assistant Professor of Medicine, UCSF Alessandra Colaianni, MD Chief Resident in Otolaryngology Head and Neck Surgery Massachusetts Eye and Ear Harvard Medical…
    - 5 days ago, 21 May 20, 1:00pm -
  • What Your Favorite Requiem Mass Says About You
    Ockeghem: You unironically believe that Death is beautiful. You are vocal about this belief. Morales: You find the Lothlórien foliage from the Fellowship of the Ring a complete turn-on. Guerrero: You are a sedevacantist. Brahms: You have a very spec…
    - 5 days ago, 21 May 20, 12:00pm -
  • A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak
    In the past couple of months, the voices and even the lives of older people have been marginalized, scapegoated, written off. Most recently, certain politicians have presented a false and horrifying choice — either we protect citizens over 60 or we…
    - 5 days ago, 21 May 20, 11:21am -
  • The Plastics from Mean Girls Revise Their Dress Code for Quarantine
    On Wednesdays, we wear pink. You can’t wear a tank top two days in a row. We only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. Is your name “Regina”? No? Then you can’t wear hoop earrings, skank…
    - 6 days ago, 20 May 20, 6:00pm -

The Onion


  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:58am -
  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:57am -
  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -