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  • Suggestions for Timely 2017 End-of-Year Content Lists
    Here Are the Ten Best Public Apologies Where the Harasser Doesn’t Actually Use the Word “Sorry” Nine Movies You’ll Never Watch the Same Way Again The Eight Best Chocolate Chip Recipes for Stress-Eating While Scrolling Through the News The Sev…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Dec 17, 6:00pm -
  • Womanhattan
    The year is 2042. It’s been over a decade since men have been banned from New York City’s main island and society has rebuilt itself. This is Womanhattan now. In Womanhattan, offices are kept at 72 degrees and have designated areas for those who…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Dec 17, 4:30pm -
  • List: A Poet’s Holiday Gift Guide
    1. Pain 2. Memoirs of war criminals from the Bush Era that they can perform an erasure on 3. Turtlenecks 4. Silence 5. Tenure 6. A good relationship with at least one of their parents 7. The Greek Myths: The Complete and Definitive Edition 8. Anythin…
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  • Logical Reasoning Questions: My Dream Dinner Party
    There are twelve dream guests at my dream dinner party: Chris Rock, Meryl Streep, Tina Fey, Barack Obama, Caroline Kennedy, Steven Spielberg, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Beyoncé, Alex Trebek, Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah Winfrey, and Pope Francis. Each of my dream d…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Dec 17, 1:01pm -
  • A Dispatch from Myanmar: What I Learned About Fake News in Southeast Asia
    The following is a piece by RJ Vogt excerpted from McSweeney’s Issue 51. In light of the distressing recent arrests of journalists Wa Lone and Kyaw Soe Oo in Myanmar, we thought it appropriate to share this piece by RJ, a former journalist at the M…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Dec 17, 1:00pm -
  • Sun Tzu: The Art of the War On Christmas
    I. Laying Plans 1. Sun Tzu says: The art of the war on Christmas is of vital importance to the snowflake. 2. When the blinking multi-colored lights are brought out first and are positioned on the ceiling, it is a sign that the enemy is forming for ba…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Dec 17, 6:00pm -
  • Monologue: Yes, And I’m in Love With a Straight White Man Who Teaches Me Improv 101!
    For the record, I didn’t sign up for Improv101 to meet a man. I signed up because I’ve spent the last four years completing a rigorous B.F.A. program and when I played Soupy Sue in Urinetown senior year everyone I said I was hilarious and should…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Dec 17, 4:30pm -
  • List: Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
    1. Sees you when you’re sleeping. 2. Knows when you’re awake. 3. Knows if you’ve been bad or good. 4. Accepts cookies. 5. Knows what you want for Christmas. 6. Founder and CEO always seen in the same clothing. 7. Processes massive amounts of da…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Dec 17, 3:01pm -
  • While I Admit That I’m a Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin, I Thought I’d Made It Clear that I’m Not the Time-Traveling Cyborg Assassin Who Killed Your Father
    Liz, I really thought we’d been over this before. In my time, there are a lot of cyborgs. Sure, yes, you could even say there are a lot of time-traveling cyborg assassins, I’ll give you that, but— Look, there were a lot of cyborgs who wanted to…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Dec 17, 1:01pm -
  • Key Ring Chronicles: Faux Championship Ring
    - - -Shortly after the Detroit Red Wings won the Stanley Cup in 1997, team owner Mike Ilitch offered fans the chance to purchase a replica of a Stanley Cup championship ring, similar to the ones awarded to the players. The rings were available for 9…
    - 3 days ago, 14 Dec 17, 1:00pm -

The Onion


  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
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  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
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  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
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  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -