Funny Or Die

Mugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread ParodyMugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread Parody
Finally the life story of the great fashion designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) comes to the big screen in Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film Mugatu's Thread. A mashup of Phantom Thread and Mugatu...
- 18 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Randy Wants To Try MarijuanaRandy Wants To Try Marijuana
Randy Liedtke (Last Comic Standing) has never smoked weed, so it was important for him to have the most authentic experience imaginable. Join Randy on his quest as he prepares himself to get...
- 17 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Funny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen ShowFunny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen Show
Thank God for football, but also, thank God for this guy...the most important person in football...this is the real twelfth man.
- 31 Jan 18, 5:54pm -
How To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboiHow To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboi
Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors? Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 CAST CLERK: Tyler Alvarez GUY: Michael Vlamis...
- 14 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
Will Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian HouseWill Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian House
Make A Donation And Be Will's Perfect Match Here: https://give.classy.org/WillsPerfectMatch Will Ferrell wants you to be his perfect match so much he just broke into the Kardashians house...
- 8 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice LeagueDC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference. Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 Get more Funny Or Die...
- 22 Nov 17, 3:00pm -

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary CensorshipThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Mike Pence, Wheel of Fortune, Steve Harvey and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship...
- 18 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Kyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star GameKyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star Game
Kyrie talks about his 5th NBA All-Star game, being chosen to be on LeBron's team, playing for the Boston Celtics, his new movie Uncle Drew, his tattoo of the 'Friends' logo and his beliefs...
- 16 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, FloridaJimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, Florida
We are all reeling after yet another senseless shooting that took place at a high school in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives and more than a dozen are hospitalized. Donald...
- 16 Feb 18, 3:24am -
Charles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & MarijuanaCharles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & Marijuana
Charles talks about reading Mean Tweets, the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl, reveals what happened when he found out he was being traded to the Lakers, that time he played basketball...
- 15 Feb 18, 10:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The BachelorJimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The Bachelor
Bekah M. was eliminated by Arie in tonight's bittersweet episode of 'The Bachelor.' Bekah was recently reported missing by her mom and then the sheriff's office in Humboldt County said she...
- 13 Feb 18, 5:18am -
Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is WrongJimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is Wrong
A controversial decision came from a court in Kern County, California that ruled in favor of a bakery that refused to make a cake for a same sex wedding because the owner said it would violate...
- 9 Feb 18, 12:00pm -

McSweeney's

  • Where the Sidewalk Ends, Outdoor Dining Begins
    With apologies to Shel Silverstein. - - -A (SOCIALLY-DISTANCED) INVITATION If you are a doctor, come in If you are a teacher, a furloughed worker, a day drinker, A restaurateur, a binge-watcher, a closet crier… If your unemployment is stuck in cong…
    - 8 hours ago, 23 Sep 20, 6:00pm -
  • Popular Stock Photos, Adjusted for 2020

    - 11 hours ago, 23 Sep 20, 3:00pm -
  • How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
    “Chief of Staff Mark Meadows argued that ‘nobody outside of the Beltway really cares’ about ethics violations.” — Politico - - -Find a quiet place at home and tell your child that you need to speak with them about something important. As yo…
    - 14 hours ago, 23 Sep 20, 12:00pm -
  • Lily Yeagley, Contact Tracer
    Q: You were a contact tracer this past summer. Tell me about it. A: Well, at the end of May I started at the county health department as an environmental health intern, which meant that I did restaurant inspections. The COVID cases in our town were n…
    - 14 hours ago, 23 Sep 20, 11:59am -
  • I’m the Guy Who Asks If Your Loved One Who Died From COVID-19 Had Any Pre-Existing Conditions
    I see you in the comments of the grimmest NPR article to date, which raises my balding hackles as I never invited that drivel into my feed, I swear. Another string of text to eulogize an aunt, friend, grandfather, co-worker, stricken down, as you cla…
    - 1 day ago, 22 Sep 20, 6:00pm -
  • Critical Theories of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
    Traditional Literary Criticism D. H. Lawrence: “Criticism can be no more than a reasoned account of the feeling produced upon the critic by the pumpkin spice latte he is criticising.” Formalism Fritjof Capra: “This time, however, it is not only…
    - 1 day ago, 22 Sep 20, 3:00pm -
  • It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
    Orignally pubished October 9, 2009. - - -I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head…
    - 2 days ago, 22 Sep 20, 11:00am -
  • The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes
    Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Trailblazing pioneer. Tireless fighter for women’s rights. Feminist icon. As Republicans, we can think of no better way to pay tribute to this amazing human who fought for women’s rights than to show the country what a rotten…
    - 2 days ago, 21 Sep 20, 6:00pm -
  • Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
    1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen across a desert state, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. 4. You used to see Janey around, but she’s gone…
    - 2 days ago, 21 Sep 20, 3:00pm -
  • Back to School
    - - -Our executive director Amanda Uhle recently interviewed artist Lisa Brown about her new collection of remote-learning-themed drawings. - - -AMANDA UHLE: How have you been spending your time these months since the pandemic began? LISA BROWN: Lyi…
    - 3 days ago, 21 Sep 20, 1:00pm -

The Onion

Videogum

  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:58am -
  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:57am -
  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -