Funny Or Die

Mugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread ParodyMugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread Parody
Finally the life story of the great fashion designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) comes to the big screen in Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film Mugatu's Thread. A mashup of Phantom Thread and Mugatu...
- 18 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Randy Wants To Try MarijuanaRandy Wants To Try Marijuana
Randy Liedtke (Last Comic Standing) has never smoked weed, so it was important for him to have the most authentic experience imaginable. Join Randy on his quest as he prepares himself to get...
- 17 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Funny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen ShowFunny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen Show
Thank God for football, but also, thank God for this guy...the most important person in football...this is the real twelfth man.
- 31 Jan 18, 5:54pm -
How To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboiHow To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboi
Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors? Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 CAST CLERK: Tyler Alvarez GUY: Michael Vlamis...
- 14 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
Will Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian HouseWill Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian House
Make A Donation And Be Will's Perfect Match Here: https://give.classy.org/WillsPerfectMatch Will Ferrell wants you to be his perfect match so much he just broke into the Kardashians house...
- 8 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice LeagueDC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference. Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 Get more Funny Or Die...
- 22 Nov 17, 3:00pm -

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary CensorshipThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Mike Pence, Wheel of Fortune, Steve Harvey and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship...
- 18 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Kyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star GameKyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star Game
Kyrie talks about his 5th NBA All-Star game, being chosen to be on LeBron's team, playing for the Boston Celtics, his new movie Uncle Drew, his tattoo of the 'Friends' logo and his beliefs...
- 16 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, FloridaJimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, Florida
We are all reeling after yet another senseless shooting that took place at a high school in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives and more than a dozen are hospitalized. Donald...
- 16 Feb 18, 3:24am -
Charles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & MarijuanaCharles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & Marijuana
Charles talks about reading Mean Tweets, the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl, reveals what happened when he found out he was being traded to the Lakers, that time he played basketball...
- 15 Feb 18, 10:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The BachelorJimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The Bachelor
Bekah M. was eliminated by Arie in tonight's bittersweet episode of 'The Bachelor.' Bekah was recently reported missing by her mom and then the sheriff's office in Humboldt County said she...
- 13 Feb 18, 5:18am -
Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is WrongJimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is Wrong
A controversial decision came from a court in Kern County, California that ruled in favor of a bakery that refused to make a cake for a same sex wedding because the owner said it would violate...
- 9 Feb 18, 12:00pm -

McSweeney's

  • Our Yom Kippur Service Will Be the Most Awesome Nine Hours of Your Year!
    As President of our beloved Congregation, I wish everyone a happy and healthy new year! Now I know many of you have a difficult time getting your kids to come to temple or you sneak out early when you’ve “had enough,” so this year we’re going…
    - 18 hours ago, 18 Sep 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: All White Male Panel Topics
    What I Think You Meant To Say I Don’t Have Experience Here, But My Take Is I Realize We’re Out of Time, But If I Could Just As I Wrote In My Free Ebook I’m Sorry I Missed The First Part of This, But I Think Let’s Hear More From The Same Voice…
    - 20 hours ago, 18 Sep 18, 3:00pm -
  • Welcome to My Viral Tweet
    If you’re reading this, it’s because I wrote something funny on Twitter and it really took off. If you like what you see, toss me a favorite. If you love what you see, smash that retweet button. If you’re really feeling inspired, tag a friend a…
    - 23 hours ago, 18 Sep 18, 12:00pm -
  • Key Ring Chronicles: Showbiz Pizza Place Charm
    - - -I was a chubby, unpopular fourth grader with a reputation for strange family science fair projects. My brother, Rajesh, and I had tended to hundreds of earthworms in our basement and raised carrot clones together. Only a big birthday bash at Sh…
    - 23 hours ago, 18 Sep 18, 11:59am -
  • A Day in the Life of a Female Incel
    9:02 AM Dear Log: Though I am involuntarily attracted to the male gender, I am unable to have sex with any of them. Is this a blessing? A curse? I am not certain. All I know is that I tried to message a guy on Bumble, but he immediately brought up hi…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Sep 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
    “The Red Wheelbarrow” so much depends upon a red wheel barrow especially when someone stares at it instead of you - - - “This Is Just to Say” I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox It is so much easier for me to tell you this in…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Sep 18, 3:00pm -
  • One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Same Reality
    From now until at least the midterm elections in November, we’ll be featuring essays from powerful cultural voices alongside one simple thing, chosen by the author, that you can do to take action against the paralyzing apoplexy of the daily news. M…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Sep 18, 1:00pm -
  • We Are 65 Witches Who Have Known Dorothy For Years and Were Never Killed By Her House
    “Sixty-five women who knew Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh in high school have testified to his good character in a letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee, in light of recently surfaced allegations that he tried to force himself on a girl d…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Sep 18, 12:00pm -
  • Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party
    Congratulations! You’ve been chosen by the host, your last unmarried friend, to bring a bag of ice to this party. Do you accept this quest? A. You text: “Ok, sure no prob.” B. You text: “Oh shoot, I can’t! I’m gonna be super late and you…
    - 5 days ago, 14 Sep 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: Men In Tech to Work With and/or Go On Tinder Dates With Before You, a Woman In Tech, Get Fed Up With This Industry and Leave San Francisco Forever
    Matt, 26 Tall, skinny. Thinks he’s just “lanky.” Likes climbing (indoor), climbing (outdoor), and his dog. When you meet him, he introduces himself as “Matt, full-stack web developer.” From Chicago, Boston, or Denver — you’re not sure w…
    - 5 days ago, 14 Sep 18, 3:00pm -

The Onion

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  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:58am -
  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:57am -
  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -